If you don’t love pits then get outta my fucking face

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Love this!

You know why, condomn sex is fucking sexy okay!

Yeah I get like, creampies are heaps cool and naked weiners are sexy as but you what’s not cool sexy and cool? STI’s and getting knocked up if you don’t wanna be!

So don’t try and be like a coupla porn stars if you’re having casual sex okay, cos you’ll be pissing glass or carrying around a kid and you’ll be pissed you didn’t say to yourself “oh shit yeah, lets put this on your dick, it only takes 5 seconds”.

Fucking grow up.

Do you know how satisfying and comforting it is when I go and get my yearly sexual health check up and the nurses are like “you are really low risk, we’ll still test you, but you’re low risk…good job honey” IT’S REWARDING AS FUCK AND I WANNA HIGH FIVE MYSELF OKAY!

I get it accidents happen, sure. But always wear a fuckin jimmy okay? Just do it.

Peace. ✌❤

Lots of love from the cleanest vagina you’ll ever meet. 💋

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Why does everyone post the boring version with lil choirboys when THIS exists




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I’m sick of people who aren’t fat telling me what it’s like to be fat.  


Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

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"Here she is, all mine, trying her best to give me all she can. How could I ever hurt her? But I didn’t understand then. That I could hurt somebody so badly she would never recover. That a person can, just by living, damage another human being beyond repair."

Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun (via wet-violet)

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do thing

1. Post a picture of you?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?